Squirtle
September182014

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via dietcolaofficial)

7AM
6AM

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via agoodandlonglife)

5AM

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

(via adam-smiley-1996)

September172014

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

(via dolphin-bag)

10PM
laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

(Source: fivesos-fallon, via dolphin-bag)

10PM

helicopterfish:

gothskater:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

For if you are ever so hungry you could eat a horse

when is it ok to be so hungry you could eat a child?

(via dolphin-bag)

10PM
fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

(Source: memewhore, via matt-lauer-can-suck-it)

10PM

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

(Source: classichorrorblog, via dolphin-bag)

10PM

(Source: phantomgaylord, via chiddy01)

10PM
kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters, via dolphin-bag)

10PM

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

(via hannibals-butt)

10PM

shisnojon:

honestly

(via dolphin-bag)

10PM
marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

Orange you glad it’s not a banana 

it happened

marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

Orange you glad it’s not a banana

it happened

(Source: photohab, via dolphin-bag)

10PM

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

image

(via hannibals-butt)

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