Squirtle
July232014

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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(via alphabitches)

8AM

nateruessofficial:

you know what people don’t talk about

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human shrek

(via swaggyhomo)

7AM

a haiku about math

thatsabsurrrrd:

nightfair:

what is going on
who buys sixty bananas
i don’t get this shit

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(Source: clairvoyantwitch, via gonnafuckyourmum)

7AM
6AM

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

(via gonnafuckyourmum)

6AM

clarkegriffines:

another year, another comic con i’m not attending

(via gonnafuckyourmum)

5AM

jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

(via petcanadian)

5AM

smithnoble:

doctor who meme: two quotes (1/2)

When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.

(Source: nobletempdonna, via gonnafuckyourmum)

5AM

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via slowerthanexplorer)

July222014

alwaysnatz:

what if the after credits scene for Age of Ultron is of Phil and his team being annoyed because they have to clean up the mess of whatever city the Avengers end up destroying during the movie?

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