Squirtle
August292014
4AM
3AM

nerdcredred:

This was undoubtedly the best one.

(Source: trynsave, via jared-padahecki)

2AM
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

(via di-caprisun-deactivated20140815)

1AM

Rule 1: Don’t skip Nine

(Source: doctorwhogifs, via jared-padahecki)

August282014

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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(via jared-padahecki)

8PM

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via lance-the-kanto-dragon-master)

7PM

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

(via pizza)

6PM
svveden:

whoa brock i’m just here to get my badge

svveden:

whoa brock i’m just here to get my badge

(via cannibalistic-hannibal)

5PM
helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

(Source: medicinalcocaine, via jared-padahecki)

4PM

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

actual dialogue 

(via jared-padahecki)

3PM

whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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(via swaggyhomo)

2PM

stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

(Source: johnnydepps, via jared-padahecki)

1PM

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via jared-padahecki)

12PM

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

(Source: meladoodle, via jared-padahecki)

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